User:RestlessRodent

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If you are not redirected to GhostlyDeath then either I never even bothered to make a redirect page or the borg have gone into the past and ASSIMILATED EARTH and I turned out to be a borg so then if I were a borg drone I would say RESISTANCE IS FUTILE and this sentence is a run on sentence because I did not even bother adding commas because they are too far away on my keyboard and you have to lower your fingers which is alot of work which I am unable to do even though as I type this I am pressing keys on the same row as the comma and periods but punctuation does not matter at all because as long as you get the point of this very long statement that is really confusing which is separated by and and if you really want to be redirected to GhostlyDeath then please press the any key but you won't be able to since there is no "Any Key" on your keyboard but just so you know this text is under the GNU Free Documentation License and you can take it and spin it around you can turn it into a ball and you could even sell it well I don't know about the selling part but it really just means you can do whatever you want as long as it is useful but then again you can not make it useful but you should also be aware that this text comes with NO WARRANTY so regardless if I caused damage purposefully or not you cannot go after me and sue me because this text comes with NO WARRANTY so everything I wrote here could be a complete lie you just have to determine that for yourself and I hope you have fun reading this text because it's just text and it does not really matter what I place here since this is my user page which is considered to be the user's own page to mess around with at their will and such but then again anyone can edit such a page because this is a wiki and such but other than that you can really do what you want but not always but other then that I say that this text is here for you to read while you are automatically redirected to GhostlyDeath and hope you have a nice wait.

Health Concerns

 * He causes people to rip out their hair because people find him dense when he really isn't dense because if he were dense he'd be glowing like a neutron star.
 * He likes Doom Legacy.
 * He is a Debian zealot but does not believe in the open source movement.
 * He uses Windows 98 still.
 * He uses DOS still (for Doom!).
 * He still targets DOS in any new projects he creates.
 * He uses the Command Line.
 * He doesn't use an IDE.
 * He programs in C.
 * He despises C#.
 * He despises vim also, pico/nano is better.
 * He gets into fights over C code with other Doom Programmers.
 * He always has something to say.
 * He doesn't care about "unsafe" code. Gotos are great and so is the preprocessor!
 * He likes Stuffed Cabbage much but not the cabbage.
 * He took years of typing and English and ends up correcting all your mistakes with perfect English, but you should already know that resistance is futile anyway.