User:B10Reaper

B10Reaper is a member of a species of bipedal primates in the family Hominidae. DNA and fossil evidence indicates that modern B10Reaper originated in Prince George about 20 years ago. When compared to other animals and primates, B10Reaper smells better, and has significantly less body hair. His mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the forelimbs (arms) for manipulating objects, has allowed B10Reaper to make far greater use of tools than most of the guys in his shop classes.

Like most higher primates, B10Reaper is social by nature. B10Reaper is particularly adept at utilizing systems of communication—primarily spoken, gestural(Mainly flipping the bird), and written language—for self-expression, the exchange of ideas, and organization. B10Reaper is not terribly distinctive as a guy on the Earth, but by having mad vidya game skills, he manages.

B10Reaper seeks to understand and influence the environment around them by hitting it with stuff. This natural boredom has led to the development of random crap.

Name
It's been his name in both online and offline games, as well as in chatrooms since the age of 12.

Origin
Born in Prince George, British Columbia Canada.

Transition to civilization
Since he lives in Mcleod Lake, BC currently, it is hardly a "transition to civilization" from Mackenzie, BC.

Habitat and population
He lives in a house with lots of trees around it, and there is only one of him... for now...

Anatomy
You were hoping for details weren't you? Pervert.

Diet
Pizza, Tacos, Burgers, and Energy Drinks.

Sleep
About 8 hours a night. 12 if he was busy the previous day.

Consciousness and thought
Trust me, you don't want to know about what goes on inside his mind.

Motivation and emotion
Usually motivated by a bodily need (eat, sleep, poop) or by boredom. Emotions range from happy to angreh.

Sexuality and love
Straight, Currently with a beautiful woman.

Language
Primarily English, with small bits of (In order of amount spoken) German, French, Japanese, Russian, Korean, and Chinese.

Spirituality and religion
Pastafarian

Philosophy and self-reflection
People are stupid, the person is intelligent.

Race and ethnicity
White, French and German with some British thrown in.

War
HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'...

Trade and economics
At the moment I raise chickens and sell eggs. That will be changing soon.

Trivia

 * -Gets bored easily


 * -Blatantly stole this template from the Human page of Wikipedia


 * -Is actually from the future, sent back "for the lulz"


 * - Is also a member of Wikipedia, and Encyclopedia Dramatica (which I can't link)