MAP31: A Calm, Yet Frank Discussion of Your Life Choices (MAYhem 2048)

MAP31: A Calm, Yet Frank Discussion of Your Life Choices is the first secret map of MAYhem 2048. It was designed by Conor Maddin (ClonedPickle) and uses the music track "Ziztax Feyebrosis," composed by David Shaw (Tolwyn).

Secrets
There are no official secrets on this map.

Speedrunning
As this level does not contain official secrets, the NM 100S category is redundant.

Current records
The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

The (absence of) data was last verified in its entirety on December 13, 2021.

Player spawns
This level contains only three spawn points, making it unplayable in deathmatch mode:
 * 1) facing south. (thing 145)
 * 2) facing west. (thing 146)
 * 3) facing north. (thing 147)

Things
This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level: