Doom

Doom sucks the big John Carmack dick while tickling Adrian's ballerina fancy and poking John Romero's man beef with a patented Tom Hall Kraft: Anti-Ass Cheese Stick! Michael Abrash is a slave to Doom and Quake's badass technology that makes every Daikatana gamer it's bitch. All you people are slaves to the Doom. Actually, Doom sucks. It's the worst game ever. I mean it. No more rhymes, I mean it... anybody want a peanut?