John Carmack

id Software H.Q. -

Adrian: Carmack! My daughter just got into college!

Carmack: Mmmm.

Adrian: Do you care about anything besides OpenGL?

Carmack: Well, yeah! Pussy! No wait, OpenGL's better.

Adrian: But you've never had pussy!

John Carmack's Blog

I just got back from Thailand, and I can now officially say that OpenGL programming is better than pussy. Mmmm.

Hours later in Carmack's office



Carmack: Hello?

Jake: Baaaaaaaahh! Carmack!

Carmack: Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! You fucking pranksters are going to paaaaay! MMMMMMMM!

Brad: Gimme the phone, Jake! Carmack likes the flabby man peck!

Carmack: Well, I must say it's most pleasething to my fun hole!

Betinazzi: Gimme the phone!

Carmack: Betinazzi is that really you?

Betinazzi: Yes, Carmack.



Carmack: I love you Betinazzi.

Betinazzi: Shh. Be quiet Carmack while the B-man takes it down to brown town.

Carmack: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

