Gonna Kick Your Fucking Ass

Gonna Kick Your Fucking Ass 1.0 is a single-level PWAD for Doom that was designed by Michael Roach and released in August 1994.

Secrets

 * 1) Head north from the start, then take the fork to the left. This leads down a lift to an invulnerability under a crusher. There is a secret door to the east (this section of wall does not move with the crusher) leading to four medikits, an armor, two boxes of bullets, one box of shotgun shells, three boxes of rockets, and three energy cell packs. (sector 168)
 * 2) The diagonal section of wall south-west of the yellow key lowers on pressing, revealing two boxes of shotgun shells and an invulnerability. (sector 36)
 * 3) North-west of the yellow key is a secret door leading to a teleporter to a rocket launcher, four boxes of rockets, and three energy cell packs. Note that the teleporter only works once. (sector 128)
 * 4) Jump down from the blue key - there is a secret door to the south-west leading to a trench that leads to the area with the three triangular platforms with imps - here there is a secret door to the west leading back to the room west of the start. (sector 28)
 * 5) Take the door east of the start and go through the door ahead. There is a secret door to the north leading to a zombieman, a shotgun guy (two on hard skill), an imp (hard skill only), and an oval-shaped room containing either a plasma rifle and an energy cell pack (easy and medium skills) or a rocket launcher and a box of rockets (hard skill). (sector 75)
 * 6) The wall to the west of the oval-shaped room (see #5) is fake, leading to a backpack, two energy cells (not on hard skill), two boxes of rockets (hard skill only), and a megaarmor. (sector 77)
 * 7) Head west of the start, through the door, and up the stairs. Stepping off to the south here raises a bridge, allowing access to the southern ledge where there is a chaingun, a box of bullets, and a medikit. The eastern wall here is a secret door leading to the northern ledge, which contains a box of bullets and a megaarmor. (sector 119)
 * 8) The sector between the yellow and red doors is counted as a secret but does not register as such. (sector 169)
 * 9) The red door counts as a secret but does not register as such. (sector 170)

Bugs
Only 77% secrets is achievable on this map due to the issues regarding secrets #8 and #9 (see above).

If you take the teleporter behind secret #7 without having walked across the linedef to open up the windows of these ledges (by taking the teleporter out of secret #3), you will be stuck on the northern ledge, making it impossible to complete the level.

Current records
The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Player spawns
This level contains four spawn points:
 * 1) facing east. (thing 53)
 * 2) facing east. (thing 57)
 * 3) facing south-east. (thing 58)
 * 4) facing north-west. (thing 59)

Things
This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level: