Entryway
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Gonna take you back to the past... To play the shitty games that suck ass-he'd rather have... a buffalo... take a diarhea-dump in his ear... He'd rather eat... the rotten asshole... of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer... He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard... He's the angry nintendo nerd... He's the angry... nintendo nerd!!!!!
-Rings true to Doom.