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My name's Ashley Mark Pomeroy and I'm a chap. I'm Canadian, and I'm over 9000 years old. As a consequence I feel slightly dirty when I use a Wiki like this, because so many of you are fourteen-year-old boys and it's oh so right for a thirty-year-old man to hang out with fourteen-year-old boys.
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My name's Ashley Mark Pomeroy and I'm a chap. I'm British, and I'm over thirty years old. As a consequence I feel slightly dirty when I use a Wiki like this, because so many of you are fourteen-year-old boys and it's not right for a thirty-year-old man to hang out with fourteen-year-old boys.
  
 
From 1999 to the end of 2001 I worked as a freelance writer for Future Publishing in Bath, England, on some of their least successful computer gaming titles. I also wrote two books and spent 2000-2002 working full-time as a copywriter for Loot.com in London. Since then I've moved back to my home town of Salisbury, in Wiltshire, where the living is easy and the cotton is high.
 
From 1999 to the end of 2001 I worked as a freelance writer for Future Publishing in Bath, England, on some of their least successful computer gaming titles. I also wrote two books and spent 2000-2002 working full-time as a copywriter for Loot.com in London. Since then I've moved back to my home town of Salisbury, in Wiltshire, where the living is easy and the cotton is high.
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Not a particularly impressive career, but it means that I have nothing to prove to anyone on this wiki! If you have a problem with my edits, <i>you are probably wrong</i>. You are fourteen and you are not emotionally mature. You might be very bright but you're still just a kid. I would describe my feelings for you as a mixture of arrogant contempt and downright hatred; I can hide it, but it makes me angry to do so because I am no longer my own master.
 
Not a particularly impressive career, but it means that I have nothing to prove to anyone on this wiki! If you have a problem with my edits, <i>you are probably wrong</i>. You are fourteen and you are not emotionally mature. You might be very bright but you're still just a kid. I would describe my feelings for you as a mixture of arrogant contempt and downright hatred; I can hide it, but it makes me angry to do so because I am no longer my own master.
  
Politically, socially, and in all other respects I am exactly as you would expect me to be - totally self-important and but not so much so, that I won't stop hanging around with fourteen-year-old boys. [[User:Ashley Pomeroy|Ashley Pomeroy]] 19:25, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
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Politically, socially, and in all other respects I am exactly as you would expect me to be. -[[User:Ashley Pomeroy|Ashley Pomeroy]] 19:25, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 18:58, 16 November 2008

My name's Ashley Mark Pomeroy and I'm a chap. I'm British, and I'm over thirty years old. As a consequence I feel slightly dirty when I use a Wiki like this, because so many of you are fourteen-year-old boys and it's not right for a thirty-year-old man to hang out with fourteen-year-old boys.

From 1999 to the end of 2001 I worked as a freelance writer for Future Publishing in Bath, England, on some of their least successful computer gaming titles. I also wrote two books and spent 2000-2002 working full-time as a copywriter for Loot.com in London. Since then I've moved back to my home town of Salisbury, in Wiltshire, where the living is easy and the cotton is high.

Not a particularly impressive career, but it means that I have nothing to prove to anyone on this wiki! If you have a problem with my edits, you are probably wrong. You are fourteen and you are not emotionally mature. You might be very bright but you're still just a kid. I would describe my feelings for you as a mixture of arrogant contempt and downright hatred; I can hide it, but it makes me angry to do so because I am no longer my own master.

Politically, socially, and in all other respects I am exactly as you would expect me to be. -Ashley Pomeroy 19:25, 27 January 2006 (UTC)