E2A12: Great Pyramid of Gouda (The Adventures of Square)

The Adventures of Square maps
Ep. 1: Cornered by Circles TC A1 A2 A3 A4 A5 A6 A7 A8 A9 A10 OS
Ep. 2: Galactic Lunacy E2A1: Port Jarlsburger E2A2: The Butterforge E2A3: Cheese Crater E2A4: In a Milky Way (exit to E2A11) E2A5: Wild Bleu Yonder E2A6: Geometric Engineering E2A7: The Cheddarcombs (exit to E2A12) E2A8: A Giant Leap for Shapekind E2A9: Queso Chasm E2A10: Arcanum (boss map) E2A11: Heart O' Hexas (secret map) E2A12: Great Pyramid of Gouda (secret map)
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This level occupies the map slot E2A12. For other maps with a non-standard slot, see Category:Non-standard map slots.

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E2A12: Great Pyramid of Gouda is the second secret map in the Galactic Lunacy episode of The Adventures of Square. It was designed by Matt Tropiano (MTrop) and uses the music track "Pyramidine" by James Paddock (Jimmy).

Walkthrough

Map of Great Pyramid of Gouda

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Secrets

1. At the crescent rune, press a wall northwest of the rune to find some steps leading to bags of marbles and a crescent-shaped scepter. (sector 124)
2. When you take the first lift down, head south in the darkness and into a cave with Hellshells, a Hellshell launcher, and a fizz-o pop. (sector 1970)
3. Head north from the previous secret all the way to the north side where a lift is. West of the lift, crouch and enter the cave to find a happy sphere. (sector 961)
4. At the hexagon key door, shoot the cracked wall with an explosive to find bags of marbles, a backpack, and pieces of pie. (sector 1163)
5. Head back to where Secret #3 was and hop the platforms going east. At the blocked entrance here, crouch and go through the east cave to get a crate of Hellshells, pieces of pie, and a fizz-o pop. (sector 1190)
6. In the area east of the central room underground, head south and jump up, then crouch at the cave entrance to get Goonades, a crate of Hellshells, pieces of pie, and Circool-aid. (sector 1714)
7. In the building at the east end of the underground, head southwest from the room with the devil sphere. Shoot the cracked wall with an explosive and head north and west, jumping across to get pieces of pie and a backpack. (sector 1505)
8. At the southeast end of the underground complex, get on the south wall and hug it as you head east, then jump to a small cave that has a crate of Hellshells, a wooden box armor, and a fizz-o pop. (sector 1784)
9. At the northeast end of the underground complex, find a dark cave and shoot the cracked wall with an explosive. You can then get a silly sphere. (sector 1844)
10. Head south of the central room underground. At the southeast end, shoot the TNT crates and crouch to find a large marble, a bag of marbles, and a brick armor. (sector 1183)
11. At the last outside area, jump to the east and look down near the falls to find a wall that has cheese dripping. Lower it to find a fizz-o pop, a backpack, a piece of pie, and bags of marbles. (sector 1993)

Speedrunning

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed
NM speed
UV max
NM 100S
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist

The (absence of) data was last verified in its entirety on May 4, 2022.

Statistics

Map data

Things	4693
Vertices	11183
Linedefs	13115
Sidedefs	21985
Sectors	2150

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Knife jerk	0	0	7	13	13	13	13	13
Paint jerk	29	29	43	41	41	41	41	41
Oozi jerk	3	3	9	19	19	19	19	19
Ovolt	38	38	55	54	54	54	54	54
Airvolt	0	0	18	27	27	27	27	27
Spy eye	5	5	21	24	24	24	24	24
Cannon jerk	26	26	47	54	54	54	54	54
Revolt	4	4	12	22	22	22	22	22
Pyramine	17	17	37	69	69	69	69	69
Chatterbox	20	20	36	38	38	38	38	38
Rectangolier	0	0	0	0	5	5	5	5
Jetpack jerk	2	2	13	16	16	16	16	16
Cylonder	3	3	22	36	36	36	36	36
Eye screamer	1	1	4	7	7	7	7	7
Strongman	3	3	2	17	17	17	17	17
Tritankle	2	2	7	7	7	7	7	7
Color cube	2	2	5	9	9	9	9	9
Mini destructinator	2	2	4	8	8	8	8	8
Weapons	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Second paint gun	1
Defibrillator	1
Oozi	2
Shotbow	1
Quad cannon	2
Paintblaster	2	2	1	1	1	1	1	1
Hellshell launcher	2
Crescent-shaped scepter	2
Ammunition	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Goonades	4	4	4	5	5	5	5	5
Clip of paint	72	72	70	73	73	73	73	73
Bucket of paint	13	13	13	16	16	16	16	16
Clip of ooze	58	58	58	66	66	66	66	66
Beaker of ooze	6	6	6	7	7	7	7	7
Shotbolts	71	71	73	80	80	80	80	80
Quiver of shotbolts	5	5	6	8	8	8	8	8
Bag of marbles	13	13	13	17	17	17	17	17
Big marble	4
Health & Armor	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Hamburger	61
Lemonade	41
Circool-aid	4
Cardboard box armor	6
Wooden box armor	6
Brick armor	2
Alumoonium armor	1
Items	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Soda	227	227	226	224	224	224	224	224
Piece of cake	57
Piece of pie	14
Fizz-o pop	7
Happy sphere	4	4	3	3	3	3	3	3
Silly sphere	1
Devil sphere	1
Power-zade	1
Locationator	1
Envirosuit	1
Keys	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Hexagon key	1
Star rune	1
Crescent rune	1
Diamond rune	1
Miscellaneous	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Teleport landing	8
TNT crate	76

Cooperative
Monsters	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Knife jerk	0	0	7	13	13	13	13	13
Paint jerk	29	29	43	41	41	41	41	41
Oozi jerk	3	3	9	19	19	19	19	19
Ovolt	38	38	55	54	54	54	54	54
Airvolt	0	0	18	27	27	27	27	27
Spy eye	5	5	21	24	24	24	24	24
Cannon jerk	26	26	47	54	54	54	54	54
Revolt	4	4	12	22	22	22	22	22
Pyramine	17	17	37	69	69	69	69	69
Chatterbox	20	20	36	38	38	38	38	38
Rectangolier	0	0	0	0	5	5	5	5
Jetpack jerk	2	2	13	16	16	16	16	16
Cylonder	3	3	22	36	36	36	36	36
Eye screamer	1	1	4	7	7	7	7	7
Strongman	3	3	2	17	17	17	17	17
Tritankle	2	2	7	7	7	7	7	7
Color cube	2	2	5	9	9	9	9	9
Mini destructinator	2	2	4	8	8	8	8	8
Weapons	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Second paint gun	1
Defibrillator	1
Oozi	2
Shotbow	1
Quad cannon	2
Paintblaster	2	2	1	1	1	1	1	1
Hellshell launcher	2
Crescent-shaped scepter	2
Ammunition	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Goonades	4	4	4	5	5	5	5	5
Clip of paint	72	72	70	73	73	73	73	73
Bucket of paint	13	13	13	16	16	16	16	16
Clip of ooze	58	58	58	66	66	66	66	66
Beaker of ooze	6	6	6	7	7	7	7	7
Shotbolts	71	71	73	80	80	80	80	80
Quiver of shotbolts	5	5	6	8	8	8	8	8
Bag of marbles	13	13	13	17	17	17	17	17
Big marble	4
Health & Armor	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Hamburger	61
Lemonade	41
Circool-aid	4
Cardboard box armor	6
Wooden box armor	6
Brick armor	2
Alumoonium armor	1
Items	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Soda	227	227	226	224	224	224	224	224
Piece of cake	57
Piece of pie	14
Fizz-o pop	7
Happy sphere	4	4	3	3	3	3	3	3
Silly sphere	1
Devil sphere	1
Power-zade	1
Locationator	1
Envirosuit	1
Keys	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Hexagon key	1
Star rune	1
Crescent rune	1
Diamond rune	1
Miscellaneous	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Cooperative start	8
Teleport landing	8
TNT crate	76