MAP08: Right in the Crotch (Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid)

Mock 2 maps
Episode One1: TEH GREATEST DOOM MAP01: In Defence of Demonsex MAP02: Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb MAP03: Fortress of Moooo! MAP04: Waterworld or Something MAP05: Temple of DOOM LOL MAP06: Speaking of Stupid MAP07: SoM Did it! MAP08: Right in the Crotch
Episode 2wo: CYBERDEMON MADDNES 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
Episode Thr33: TIME FOR HELL 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Episode 4or: SHOWDOWN OF EVLI 25 26 27 28 29 30
SECKRET MAPPS 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

This level occupies the map slot MAP08. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP08.

MAP08: Right in the Crotch is the eighth map of Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid. It was designed by Tom White (Hyena) and uses the music track "Thor's Oatmeal" by himself.

Walkthrough

Map of Right in the Crotch

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Essentials

Jump over a pool of lava using the low gravity that is present in the level. You will need to avoid a horde of cacodemons in this level, which amplifies the difficulty. On the other side of the level, you will see two buildings: one being large and the other being small. The large building contains the exit. Jump into the small building, and then hop onto the larger building. The exit is a cube which acts as a switch; press it to complete the level.

Secrets

1. The platform at the left side containing all of the megaspheres counts as a secret. You will have to jump up there, but this can be difficult due to the low gravity. (sector 11)

Speedrunning

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed	00:58	Mickael Girard	2010-04-29	mo08p058.zip	Cross-listed from Pacifist
NM speed
UV max	56:59	Stephen Clark (The Ultimate DooMer)	2003-11-26	mo08-5659.zip
NM 100S
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist	00:58	Mickael Girard	2010-04-29	mo08p058.zip

The data was last verified in its entirety on December 21, 2021.

Deathmatch

Player spawns

This level contains four spawn points:

1. facing west. (thing 1302)
2. facing west. (thing 1303)
3. facing south. (thing 1304)
4. facing east. (thing 1305)

Statistics

Map data

Things	1306
Vertices	80*
Linedefs	40
Sidedefs	76
Sectors	13

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 40.

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Cacodemon	993
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Energy cell pack	80
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Megasphere	224

Cooperative
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Cacodemon	993
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Energy cell pack	80
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Megasphere	224
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Cooperative start	4

Deathmatch
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Cacodemon	993
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Energy cell pack	80
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Megasphere	224
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Deathmatch start	4

External links

• Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid demos at the Doom Speed Demo Archive