MAP16: Alfonzo's Rant Factory (Freudian Slipgate 2)

Freudian Slipgate 2 maps 13-20
MAP13: Aquatic Fantastic MAP14: Speedtech III: Maximum FUCK MAP15: Dead Boner District MAP16: Alfonzo's Rant Factory MAP17: Chekov's Seafood Dinner MAP18: Browntown, Connecticut MAP19: The Secret Bitch Cave MAP20: Nukerig
02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 (13 - 20) 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Secret maps: 31 32

This level occupies the map slot MAP16. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP16.

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MAP16: Alfonzo's Rant Factory is the sixteenth map of Freudian Slipgate 2. It was designed by James Caldwell (Obsidian) and uses the music track "Ankle Grinder" by James Paddock (Jimmy), from 30in30.

Walkthrough

Map of Alfonzo's Rant Factory

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Secrets

1. After getting the yellow key, return to the starting point and go through the translucent wall to the east. Open the yellow bar and take the passage to an invulnerability. (sector 91)
2. Go to the southwest corner of the map to get twenty-five health bonuses. (sector 222)
3. At the northeast end of the map, open the east corner wall and take the passage to get a BFG9000 and energy cells (only on Hey, Not Too Rough or lower). (sector 244)

Speedrunning

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed
NM speed
UV max
NM 100S
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist

The (absence of) data was last verified in its entirety on October 29, 2025.

Statistics

Map data

Things	247
Vertices	1016*
Linedefs	1205
Sidedefs	1946
Sectors	276

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 891.

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Imp	16	24	32
Lost soul	5
Demon	6	8	8
Revenant	8	10	12
Cacodemon	6	8	10
Hell knight	3	5	7
Baron of Hell	1
Mancubus	2
Arch-vile	0	0	1
Dark cyberdemon	1
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Super shotgun	1
Rocket launcher	1
Plasma gun	1
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
4 shotgun shells	10	8	8
Box of shotgun shells	3
Rocket	15
Box of rockets	4
Energy cell	14	16	16
Energy cell pack	4
Health & Armor	1-2	3	4-5
Stimpack	4
Medikit	4
Armor	1
Megaarmor	0	1	1
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Health bonus	25	10	1
Supercharge	1	0	0
Megasphere	1	0	0
Invulnerability	1
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Blue keycard	1
Red keycard	1
Yellow keycard	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Teleport landing	14
Voodoo doll	2

Multiplayer
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Imp	16	24	32
Lost soul	5
Demon	6	8	8
Revenant	8	10	12
Cacodemon	6	8	10
Hell knight	3	5	7
Baron of Hell	1
Mancubus	2
Arch-vile	0	0	1
Dark cyberdemon	1
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Super shotgun	1
Rocket launcher	1
Plasma gun	1
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
4 shotgun shells	10	8	8
Box of shotgun shells	3
Rocket	15
Box of rockets	4
Energy cell	14	16	16
Energy cell pack	4
Health & Armor	1-2	3	4-5
Stimpack	4
Medikit	4
Armor	1
Megaarmor	0	1	1
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Health bonus	25	10	1
Supercharge	1	0	0
Megasphere	1	0	0
Invulnerability	1
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Blue keycard	1
Red keycard	1
Yellow keycard	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Cooperative start	4
Teleport landing	14
Voodoo doll	2

External links

• Freudian Slipgate 2 demos at the Doom Speed Demo Archive