MAP27: Flocklined Folly: A Slog of Despondency (Telly Re-Dialed)

Telly Re-Dialed maps
Pt. I: Out of Office 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10
Pt. I: Out of Office 11 12 13 14 15
Pt. I secret levels 90 91
Pt. II: Flipped in the Yellow 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Pt. II: Flipped in the Yellow MAP26: Sovereign Directory MAP27: Flocklined Folly: A Slog of Despondency MAP28: Telly Temple MAP29: The Call of Tell'u'tuu MAP30: Telly Quest
Pt. II secret levels 92 93 94
Tellysium: The Final Telling 31 32 33 34 35
Bonus secret levels 95 99

This level occupies the map slot MAP27. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP27.

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MAP27: Flocklined Folly: A Slog of Despondency is the twenty-seventh map of Tele-Direct Atlantic Doom: Re-Dialed. It was designed by DeetOpianSky and uses a MIDI rendition of "The Tell-Tale Heart" by The Alan Parsons Project as its music track.

Walkthrough

Map of Flocklined Folly: A Slog of Despondency

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Secrets

1. After the first lift, you will see a billboard in the middle of the field. To get this secret, you must shoot the two switches on the left and right sides of the billboard. This opens a hole to the southwest. Drop in to get a Telly armor and an ultra strength coupon. (sector 208)
2. Climb up towards the right finger, then jump south to the ledges and get the Tellyhealth orb on the other side. (sector 1512)
3. At the right finger, step into the purple sludge to lower the back wall which has a phonesaw, boxes of plasmacell tokens, and a Telly armor. (sector 1367)
4. At the west finger, after getting the blue phonekey, backtrack and step onto an arrow pointing north. Another wall behind where the blue phonekey was will lower, revealing a computer area map. (sector 53)
5. At the tip of the middle finger, flip the west switch to spawn a Chickenball. (sector 1203)

Speedrunning

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed
NM speed
UV max
NM 100S
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist
NoMo	1:50.03	Keykhosrau	2025-10-05	trd27o150.zip
NoMo 100S	2:20.77	paymentplan	2026-02-27	trd27os220.zip

The data was last verified in its entirety on March 10, 2026.

Statistics

Map data

Things	1379
Vertices	15348*
Linedefs	11003
Sidedefs	20256
Sectors	1741

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 10203.

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Revenant	2	3	5
Pain elemental	1	1	3
Arachnotron	3	3	8
Mancubus	2	2	7
Cyberdemon	2	2	3
Rifle soldier	45	48	59
Shotgun soldier	31	36	46
Chaingun soldier	3	3	6
Telly	89	95	94
Tally	13	16	19
Manager of Hell	43	41	44
Arch-telly	0	1	3
T.A.M.4	0	0	1
Shredder	1	2	6
Slayer	1
Ghost	0	0	1
Cursed Telly	0	0	1
Haunted plant	1
Tellyphone	7	9	17
Telly-Vision	11	8	15
Promo balloon Telly	62	111	195
Tellegg	19	25	34
Quantum Telly	3	3	6
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Super shotgun	1
Rocket launcher	1
Phone	1
Minigun	1
Plasmaphone	1
Tellysman of Telephony	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Clip	23
Box of bullets	27
Rocket	51
Box of rockets	27
4 Telly shellies	35
Box of Telly shellies	14
Roll of PlasmaCell tokens	15
Jumbo pack of PlasmaCell tokens	14
Health & Armor	1-2	3	4-5
6-pack of Telly Porter	39
Case of Telly Porter	42	42	39
Tele-Direct flak jacket	3
Telly power suit	2
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Backpack	1
Computer area map	1
Invulnerability	2
Telly gauntlet	61
Can of Telly Porter	45
Tellyhealth orb	4
Chickenball	1
Utra strength coupon	1
Telly of Protection	1
Shielded cable suit	7
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Blue keycard	1
Yellow keycard	1
White keycard	1
Blue phonekey	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Exploding barrel	5
Teleport landing	202
Voodoo doll	13
Blueprints	3

Multiplayer
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Revenant	2	3	5
Pain elemental	1	1	3
Arachnotron	3	3	8
Mancubus	2	2	7
Cyberdemon	2	2	3
Rifle soldier	45	48	59
Shotgun soldier	31	36	46
Chaingun soldier	3	3	6
Telly	89	95	94
Tally	13	16	19
Manager of Hell	43	41	44
Arch-telly	0	1	3
T.A.M.4	0	0	1
Shredder	1	2	6
Slayer	1
Ghost	0	0	1
Cursed Telly	0	0	1
Haunted plant	1
Tellyphone	7	9	17
Telly-Vision	11	8	15
Promo balloon Telly	80	142	250
Tellegg	19	25	34
Quantum Telly	3	3	6
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Super shotgun	1
Rocket launcher	1
Phone	1
Minigun	1
Plasmaphone	1
Tellysman of Telephony	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Clip	23
Box of bullets	27
Rocket	51
Box of rockets	27
4 Telly shellies	35
Box of Telly shellies	14
Roll of PlasmaCell tokens	15
Jumbo pack of PlasmaCell tokens	14
Health & Armor	1-2	3	4-5
6-pack of Telly Porter	39
Case of Telly Porter	42	42	39
Tele-Direct flak jacket	3
Telly power suit	2
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Backpack	1
Computer area map	1
Invulnerability	2
Telly gauntlet	61
Can of Telly Porter	45
Tellyhealth orb	4
Chickenball	1
Utra strength coupon	1
Telly of Protection	1
Shielded cable suit	7
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Blue keycard	1
Yellow keycard	1
White keycard	1
Blue phonekey	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Cooperative start	4
Exploding barrel	5
Teleport landing	202
Voodoo doll	13
Blueprints	3