MAP30: Píča (Kama Sutra)

The title given to this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is MAP30: (Kama Sutra).

Kama Sutra maps 21-30
MAP21: Diablo's Heart MAP22: Fire Play MAP23: A Little Big Massacre MAP24: The Gift From GOTT MAP25: Cow Face MAP26: Kill Bill MAP27: Stairway to Heaven MAP28: Hard Target MAP29: I'm Just a DOOM Addict MAP30:
01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (21 - 30) Secret maps: 31 32

This level occupies the map slot MAP30. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP30.

MAP30: (the symbol appears in the intermission screen in lieu of a proper map name), also called <|> in the text file, is the thirtieth and final map of Kama Sutra. It was designed by Adolf Vojta and uses a MIDI track from the video game Lemmings, a rendition of Galop Infernal from the Jacques Offenbach's operetta Orpheus in the Underworld.

It is probably the most infamous map from the megawad, having contributed the bulk of its notoriety, due to the major adult overtones in the final battle where the player confronts a giant, naked female body.

The symbol is a representation of the Czech profanity "píča" (the author Adolf Vojta being Czech).

was featured in Doomworld's Top 100 Most Memorable Maps, placing 28th.

Inspiration and development

Adolf Vojta's comments from the text file:

Well, I was helding this idea in my mind for maybe a year... I was still worried how could it end up, expected many visplanes HOMs and so on. But the result looked .. very nice and even I was able to complete the whole body without any big HOMs. (yes there are a few ones). It's perhaps the map I am most satisfied with :)

Note: Thanks to my ex-girlfried who gave me some inspiration :)

Walkthrough

Map of Píča

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Essentials

On start, you will be stocked with all weapons. Make your choice between the two teleporters. The "kids" route actually is fairly difficult: here you simply must wait for the central pillar to lower - under the hail of rockets from eight cyberdemons.

Having chosen the "adult" route, go to the central structure and inspect its opening. This will awake the spawn shooters and the barrier protecting the Romero's head will begin to lower. Eight cyberdemons will teleport with you into the area, usually telefragging some of their kin in the process. To damage the final boss, stand close to the opening and fire your rocket launcher into the shaft. When the boss dies, you will be killed too, but it will make no difference anyway.

Secrets

There are no official secrets on this map.

Areas / screenshots

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  Thank you

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  Check your age

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  You're a kid

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  You're an adult

Speedrunning

As this level does not contain official secrets, the NM 100S category is redundant.

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed (normal exit)	0:18.91	Casey Alvis (Altima Mantoid)	2011-08-15	ks30-018.zip
UV speed (secret exit)	0:16.86	Casey Alvis (Altima Mantoid)	2021-04-20	ks301686.zip	Cross-listed from Pacifist
NM speed (normal exit)	0:18.94	Casey Alvis (Altima Mantoid)	2011-08-15	ks30n018.zip
NM speed (secret exit)	0:17.51	J. Learn Shiore	2012-04-22	ks30sn1751.zip
UV max	0:26.17	Ancalagon	2024-07-26	ks30m026.zip
UV -fast	0:42.71	Jochen Schneidau (Angus)	2005-09-24	ks30f042.zip
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist (normal exit)
UV pacifist (secret exit)	0:16.86	Casey Alvis (Altima Mantoid)	2021-04-20	ks301686.zip
NoMo (normal exit)	0:18.14	Aleksey Kamenev (4shockblast)	2015-04-21	ks_nomo.zip
NoMo (secret exit)	0:17.11	David Spring (Springy)	2013-07-05	ks30so017.zip
Stroller (normal exit)	0:18.66	GrumpyCat	2020-09-18	ks30sstr018.zip
Stroller (secret exit)	0:19.43	Kristian Ronge	2005-08-14	ks30sstr019.zip

The data was last verified in its entirety on August 13, 2024.

Deathmatch

Player spawns

This level contains four spawn points:

1. facing south-east. (thing 180)
2. facing south-west. (thing 181)
3. facing north-east. (thing 182)
4. facing north-west. (thing 183)

Statistics

Map data

Things	193
Vertices	981*
Linedefs	847
Sidedefs	1522
Sectors	242

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 638.

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Cyberdemon	2	4	8
Romero's head	1
Monster spawner	4
Spawn spot	4	6	8
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun	1
Super shotgun	1
Chaingun	1
Rocket launcher	1
Plasma gun	1
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Box of rockets	20
Energy cell pack	80
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Megasphere	7
Backpack	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Exploding barrel	2
Teleport landing	15

Multiplayer
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Cyberdemon	6	8	12
Romero's head	1
Monster spawner	4
Spawn spot	4	6	8
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun	4
Super shotgun	4
Chaingun	4
Rocket launcher	4
Plasma gun	8
BFG9000	4
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Box of rockets	20
Energy cell pack	80
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Megasphere	10
Backpack	4
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Cooperative start	4
Deathmatch start	4
Exploding barrel	2
Teleport landing	16

External links

• Kama Sutra maps 21-30 (archived 🏛) on KS team website
• Kama Sutra demos at the Doom Speed Demo Archive