MAP31: A Calm, Yet Frank Discussion of Your Life Choices (MAYhem 2048)

MAYhem 2048 secret maps
MAP31: A Calm, Yet Frank Discussion of Your Life Choices MAP32: Aeternal
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This level occupies the map slot MAP31. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP31.

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MAP31: A Calm, Yet Frank Discussion of Your Life Choices is the first secret map of MAYhem 2048. It was designed by Conor Maddin (ClonedPickle) and uses the music track "Ziztax Feyebrosis," composed by David Shaw (Tolwyn).

Walkthrough

Map of A Calm, Yet Frank Discussion of Your Life Choices

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Other points of interest

For the secret exit, use the same button for the regular exit, but from behind as it lowers. The wall behind the water grate section from earlier (where the mancubus was) will rise, allowing you access to the secret exit through some FIREBLU hallways.

Secrets

There are no official secrets on this map.

Speedrunning

As this level does not contain official secrets, the NM 100S category is redundant.

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed (normal exit)
UV speed (secret exit)
NM speed (normal exit)
NM speed (secret exit)
UV max
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist (normal exit)
UV pacifist (secret exit)

The (absence of) data was last verified in its entirety on December 13, 2021.

Deathmatch

Player spawns

This level contains only three spawn points, making it unplayable in deathmatch mode:

1. facing south. (thing 145)
2. facing west. (thing 146)
3. facing north. (thing 147)

Statistics

Map data

Things	195
Vertices	475*
Linedefs	472
Sidedefs	740
Sectors	91

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 396.

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Zombieman	0	0	2
Shotgun guy	21	21	19
Heavy weapon dude	1	1	6
Imp	28
Demon	4
Spectre	0	2	2
Revenant	8
Arachnotron	3
Mancubus	3	3	5
Arch-vile	1
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun	0	1	0
Super shotgun	1
Chaingun	1	0	0
Rocket launcher	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Clip	6
Box of bullets	4
4 shotgun shells	13
Box of shotgun shells	2
Rocket	13
Box of rockets	2
Health & Armor	1-2	3	4-5
Stimpack	10	6	6
Medikit	6	6	4
Armor	0	1	1
Megaarmor	1	0	0
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Health bonus	22
Supercharge	1
Berserk	1
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Red keycard	1
Yellow skull key	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Teleport landing	9

Multiplayer
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Zombieman	0	0	2
Shotgun guy	21	21	19
Heavy weapon dude	1	1	6
Imp	28
Demon	4
Spectre	0	2	2
Revenant	8
Arachnotron	3
Mancubus	3	3	5
Arch-vile	1
Cyberdemon	1
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun	0	1	0
Super shotgun	1
Chaingun	1	0	0
Rocket launcher	1
Plasma gun	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Clip	6
Box of bullets	4
4 shotgun shells	13
Box of shotgun shells	2
Rocket	13
Box of rockets	2
Health & Armor	1-2	3	4-5
Stimpack	10	6	6
Medikit	6	6	4
Armor	0	1	1
Megaarmor	1	0	0
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Health bonus	22
Supercharge	1
Berserk	1
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Red keycard	1
Yellow skull key	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Cooperative start	4
Deathmatch start	3
Teleport landing	9

External links

• MAYhem 2048 demos at the Doom Speed Demo Archive