MAP31: Rectum Rectum Rectum (Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid)

Mock 2 maps
Episode One1: TEH GREATEST DOOM 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08
Episode 2wo: CYBERDEMON MADDNES 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
Episode Thr33: TIME FOR HELL 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Episode 4or: SHOWDOWN OF EVLI 25 26 27 28 29 30
SECKRET MAPPS MAP31: Rectum Rectum Rectum MAP32: Enough of These Could Clog an Emu MAP33: The 33rd level. Ph33r. MAP34: Vowel MAP35: Insulting your intelligence MAP36: OMG COUNTERSTRIKE MAP37: Four or Five Portals MAP38: Cybmock MAP39: Foggy Furze MAP40: A Bridge Too Far MAP41: Hybrid

This level occupies the map slot MAP31. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP31.

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MAP31: Rectum Rectum Rectum is the first secret map of Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid. It was designed by Tom White (Hyena) and uses the music track "Clouds of Flatulence" by himself.

Walkthrough

Map of Rectum Rectum Rectum

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Secrets

1. The first door at the start is a secret. (sector 3)
2. The secrets following the "detailed room" all encompass the rest of the map, including the hallway after the door out of the detailed room, as well as the next few doors and sectors, the lava that appears after you flip the switch to the north in the big room, and the never-ending hallway where the secret exit is (shoot to either side to reach the secret exit). (sector 31)
3. See Secret #2. (sector 54)
4. See Secret #2. (sector 55)
5. See Secret #2. (sector 56)
6. See Secret #2. (sector 57)
7. See Secret #2. (sector 59)
8. See Secret #2. (sector 62)

Speedrunning

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed	00:25	Kristian Ronge	2003-12-06	m231-025.zip
NM speed
UV max	00:33	Kristian Ronge	2003-12-06	m231-033.zip
NM 100S	00:25	Kristian Ronge	2003-12-06	m231n025.zip
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist

The data was last verified in its entirety on December 21, 2021.

Deathmatch

Player spawns

This level contains eight spawn points:

1. facing east. (thing 67)
2. facing east. (thing 68)
3. facing east. (thing 69)
4. facing east. (thing 70)
5. facing east. (thing 71)
6. facing south. (thing 72)
7. facing north. (thing 73)
8. facing west. (thing 74)

Statistics

Map data

Things	82
Vertices	357*
Linedefs	368
Sidedefs	759
Sectors	68

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 308.

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Imp	48
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Energy cell pack	6
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Backpack	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Teleport landing	1

Cooperative
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Imp	48
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Energy cell pack	6
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Backpack	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Cooperative start	4
Teleport landing	1

Deathmatch
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Imp	48
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Rocket launcher	1
BFG9000	2
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Box of rockets	6
Energy cell pack	6
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Backpack	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Deathmatch start	8
Teleport landing	1

External links

• Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid demos at the Doom Speed Demo Archive