MAP32: Telly Problems (Telly Re-Dialed)

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Telly Re-Dialed maps
Pt. I: Out of Office

01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10

Pt. I: Out of Office

11 12 13 14 15

Pt. I secret levels

90 91

Pt. II: Flipped in the Yellow

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

Pt. II: Flipped in the Yellow

26 27 28 29 30

Pt. II secret levels

92 93 94

Tellysium: The Final Telling
Bonus secret levels

95 99

This level occupies the map slot MAP32. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP32.
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MAP32: Telly Problems is the second secret map of Tele-Direct Atlantic Doom: Re-Dialed. It was designed by Forgotten Soul and uses the music track "Mountain Slayers of the Eagle's Thunder" by Rogue Akai and Sumo, from No Rest for the Living Community MIDI Pack. The par time defined in UMAPINFO is 16:01.

Walkthrough[edit]

Map of Telly Problems
Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Essentials[edit]

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Secrets[edit]

  1. In the room south of the blue key, head west to the switch and use the wall that the light shines on. Take the lift to get a Tellyhealth orb. (sector 41)
  2. Drop down from secret #1 to get boxes of plasmacell tokens, a plasmaphone, and cans of Telly Porter. (sector 38)
  3. In the rocket launcher room at the north end, open the north wall between the plants to get boxes of rockets and a white keycard. (sector 197)
  4. Enter the room west of secret #3 and use the southwest switch. Quickly backtrack a room and go to the phonesaw to the north. (sector 209)
  5. The switch in secret #4 will open an alcove to the north in the west room. Press that switch to activate a crusher that crushes the plants and lets you get the Telly armor, Tellyhealth orb, and backpacks. (sector 208)

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Current records[edit]

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run Time Player Date File Notes
UV speed (normal exit)
UV speed (secret exit)
NM speed (normal exit)
NM speed (secret exit)
UV max 14:21.80 Andrea Rovenski 2025-09-26 tellyrd32-1421.zip
NM 100S
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist (normal exit)
UV pacifist (secret exit)

The data was last verified in its entirety on October 14, 2025.

Statistics[edit]

Map data[edit]

Things 484
Vertices 3575*
Linedefs 3381
Sidedefs 5288
Sectors 300

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 3143.

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This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

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