MAP33: The 33rd level. Ph33r. (Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid)

Mock 2 maps
Episode One1: TEH GREATEST DOOM 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08
Episode 2wo: CYBERDEMON MADDNES 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
Episode Thr33: TIME FOR HELL 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Episode 4or: SHOWDOWN OF EVLI 25 26 27 28 29 30
SECKRET MAPPS MAP31: Rectum Rectum Rectum MAP32: Enough of These Could Clog an Emu MAP33: The 33rd level. Ph33r. MAP34: Vowel MAP35: Insulting your intelligence MAP36: OMG COUNTERSTRIKE MAP37: Four or Five Portals MAP38: Cybmock MAP39: Foggy Furze MAP40: A Bridge Too Far MAP41: Hybrid

This level occupies the map slot MAP33. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP33.

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MAP33: The 33rd level. Ph33r. is the third secret map of Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid. It was designed by Tom White (Hyena) and uses the music track "Ph33r the Oboeman" by himself.

Walkthrough[edit]

Map of The 33rd level. Ph33r.

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Essentials[edit]

Other points of interest[edit]

Secrets[edit]

There are no official secrets on this map.

Bugs[edit]

Demo files[edit]

Areas / screenshots[edit]

Speedrunning[edit]

As this level does not contain official secrets, the NM 100S category is redundant.

Routes and tricks[edit]

Current records[edit]

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File
UV speed
NM speed
UV max	01:10	Aleksey Kamenev (4shockblast)	2026-02-16	m233-110.zip
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist

The data was last verified in its entirety on February 23, 2026.

Deathmatch[edit]

Player spawns[edit]

This level contains six spawn points:

facing north. (thing 66)
facing north. (thing 82)
facing north. (thing 83)
facing north. (thing 84)
facing north. (thing 85)
facing north. (thing 86)

Statistics[edit]

Map data[edit]

Things	88
Vertices	78*
Linedefs	81
Sidedefs	96
Sectors	14

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 69.

Things[edit]

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun guy	12
Imp	18
Cacodemon	3
Pain elemental	1
Arachnotron	5
Romero's head	5
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun	1
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Box of shotgun shells	1
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Supercharge	1
Megasphere	1
Berserk	1
Light amplification visor	1
Partial invisibility	1
Radiation shielding suit	1
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Blue keycard	1
Blue skull key	1
Red keycard	1
Red skull key	1
Yellow keycard	1
Yellow skull key	1

Cooperative
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun guy	12
Imp	18
Cacodemon	3
Pain elemental	1
Arachnotron	5
Romero's head	5
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun	1
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Box of shotgun shells	1
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Supercharge	1
Megasphere	1
Berserk	1
Light amplification visor	1
Partial invisibility	1
Radiation shielding suit	1
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
Blue keycard	1
Blue skull key	1
Red keycard	1
Red skull key	1
Yellow keycard	1
Yellow skull key	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Cooperative start	4

Deathmatch
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun guy	12
Imp	18
Cacodemon	3
Pain elemental	1
Arachnotron	5
Romero's head	5
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Shotgun	1
Rocket launcher	15
BFG9000	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Box of shotgun shells	1
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Supercharge	1
Megasphere	1
Berserk	1
Light amplification visor	1
Partial invisibility	1
Radiation shielding suit	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Deathmatch start	6

Technical information[edit]

Inspiration and development[edit]

Trivia[edit]

Sources[edit]

External links[edit]

Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid demos at the Doom Speed Demo Archive