MAP36: Fuck Christmas, I Just Want To Read! (32in24-14)


32in24-14 extended episode

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A Cockmas Carol with Eweinezer Splooge

This level occupies the map slot MAP36. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP36.
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MAP36: Fuck Christmas, I Just Want To Read! is the thirty-sixth map of 32in24-14. It was designed by Philnemba and uses the music track "The Twelve Days of Christmas", sequenced to MIDI.


Map of Fuck Christmas, I Just Want To Read!
Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.


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There are no official secrets on this map.


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As this level does not contain official secrets, the NM 100S category is redundant.

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The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run Time Player Date File Notes
UV speed 0:57.91 Philnemba 2022-12-28 Cross-listed from Pacifist
NM speed
UV max 2:44.31 Philnemba 2022-12-23
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist 0:57.91 Philnemba 2022-12-28

The data was last verified in its entirety on January 4, 2023.


Map data[edit]

Things 176
Vertices 931*
Linedefs 841
Sidedefs 1506
Sectors 110
* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 770.


This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

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