MAP95: The Place People Who Betray and/or Backstab Telly Go (Telly Re-Dialed)

Telly Re-Dialed maps
Pt. I: Out of Office 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10
Pt. I: Out of Office 11 12 13 14 15
Pt. I secret levels 90 91
Pt. II: Flipped in the Yellow 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Pt. II: Flipped in the Yellow 26 27 28 29 30
Pt. II secret levels 92 93 94
Tellysium: The Final Telling 31 32 33 34 35
Bonus secret levels MAP95: The Place People Who Betray and/or Backstab Telly Go MAP99: That Phonebook You Like Is Going to Come Back in Style

This level occupies the map slot MAP95. For other maps which occupy this slot, see Category:MAP95.

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MAP95: The Place People Who Betray and/or Backstab Telly Go is the ninety-fifth map of Tele-Direct Atlantic Doom: Re-Dialed. It was designed by Xybear.

Walkthrough

Map of The Place People Who Betray and/or Backstab Telly Go

Letters in italics refer to marked spots on the map. Sector, thing, and linedef numbers in boldface are secrets which count toward the end-of-level tally.

Secrets

1. Drop at the start and open the east wall to access the east section. (sector 2)
2. Head northeast from the starting room and go through a wall to the east to get a Telly gauntlet. (sector 92)
3. In secret #2, go through a wall to the north for a can of Telly Porter. (sector 100)
4. In the yellow phonekey area, walk through the southwest wall to find the Telly armor. (sector 89)
5. In the same area, go behind the southeast column, use the switch, and head south to get a plasmaphone. (sector 94)
6. On the platforms over nukage at the west side, fall into the nukage at around the middle and go through a wall to the south to find a teleporter leading to cases of Telly Porter. (sector 53)

Speedrunning

Current records

The records for the map at the Doom Speed Demo Archive are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File	Notes
UV speed
NM speed
UV max
NM 100S
UV -fast
UV -respawn
UV Tyson
UV pacifist

The (absence of) data was last verified in its entirety on October 14, 2025.

Statistics

Map data

Things	598
Vertices	707*
Linedefs	637
Sidedefs	968
Sectors	119

* The vertex count without the effect of node building is 555.

Things

This level contains the following numbers of things per skill level:

Single-player
Monsters	1-2	3	4-5
Revenant	3	4	5
Cacodemon	8
Pain elemental	1
Arachnotron	2
Mancubus	3	4	5
Rifle soldier	1
Telly	273
Tally	26	26	22
Manager of Hell	0	0	4
Arch-telly	4	9	16
T.A.M.4	2	3	3
Cursed Telly	1
Tellyphone	3
Telly-Vision	1
Weapons	1-2	3	4-5
Super shotgun	1
Rocket launcher	1
Minigun	1
Plasmaphone	1
Tellysman of Telephony	2	2	1
Ammunition	1-2	3	4-5
Clip	1
Box of bullets	17
Box of rockets	35
4 Telly shellies	8
Box of Telly shellies	15
Jumbo pack of PlasmaCell tokens	6
Health & Armor	1-2	3	4-5
6-pack of Telly Porter	12
Case of Telly Porter	18
Tele-Direct flak jacket	4
Telly power suit	1
Items	1-2	3	4-5
Invulnerability	1
Telly gauntlet	1
Can of Telly Porter	44
Chickenball	1
Shielded cable suit	14
Keys	1-2	3	4-5
White phonekey	1
Blue phonekey	1
Yellow phonekey	1
Miscellaneous	1-2	3	4-5
Teleport landing	5
Blueprints	10