The Alfonzone

The Alfonzone

Author	Pinchy
Port	GZDoom
IWAD	Doom II
Year	2017
Link	Doomworld forums thread ZDoom forums thread
	This mod was a runner-up for the 2018 Cacowards on Doomworld!

The Alfonzone is a set of fifty levels plus hub maps for GZDoom by Pinchy that was released on November 19, 2017. It contains fifty map ideas inspired by that same number of speedmidis created by Gus Knezevich (Alfonzo) during the 30in30 sessions with James Paddock (Jimmy). The set was named as a runner-up at the 2018 Cacowards.

The Alfonzone takes place across 10 uniquely themed episodes within The Alfonzone dimension.

Content[edit]

Custom items[edit]

The PK3 includes two new items defined through the DECORATE lump:

Talisman of Health: A medallion that heals the player over time whilst it is active. Lasts for 12 seconds and has thing type 20001.
Mysterious Artefact: A floating vase that the player has to pick up in a level before escaping (type 20002).

Additional pickup items that assist with secrets and other gameplay mechanics, along numerous decorations and inert objects, are defined as well.

Levels[edit]

Episode 01 - Jazzy City:

Episode 02 - Ambient Walks:

Episode 03 - Caustic Jungle:

Episode 04 - Heavy Industry:

Episode 05 - Old Money:

Episode 06 - Mad Gothic:

Episode 07 - Abstract Evil:

Episode 08 - Component Level:

Episode 09 - Funky Space:

Episode 10 - Everything Else:

MAP61: Welcome To The Alfonzone (hub map)
MAP62: You Win!

Soundtrack[edit]

MAP01: "Wet Lunch"
MAP02: "Calzone"
MAP03: "Patronized in Soho"
MAP04: "On The Outer"
MAP05: "Ballad of Cold Egg"

MAP06: "Desert Island Brainfart"
MAP07: "Jesus Sandals"
MAP08: "Eddie Marsan Calms Down"
MAP09: "Declan"
MAP10: "Inadequate Beach"

MAP11: "Taiko Bile"
MAP12: "Do Not Enter"
MAP13: "Monkey Bomb"
MAP14: "Thrummingbird"
MAP15: "Shirtfront and Immigration"

MAP16: "Smokestack"
MAP17: "It Was Fun While It Blasted"
MAP18: "Streets In Revolt"
MAP19: "Doglead"
MAP20: "Drug Shuttle"

MAP21: "Farmhaus"
MAP22: "Ant Farm for Brendt"
MAP23: "Pol Pot Kettle Black"
MAP24: "Call Doctor Birch, 0-800"
MAP25: "The Rats of Parliament"

MAP26: "Spirit of the Bitch"
MAP27: "Paddywhack"
MAP28: "Hammond Inferno"
MAP29: "Crib Death"
MAP30: "Glock On and Win"

MAP31: "The Tyranny is Real"
MAP32: "Diagram"
MAP33: "Brain Tumour Carousel"
MAP34: "Low Fire"
MAP35: "Thrash Compactor"

MAP36: "Digital Bitchslap"
MAP37: "Master Faster"
MAP38: "Pistons of No"
MAP39: "Croissant, No Success"
MAP40: "Guerrilla Tech"

MAP41: "Honourable Loss"
MAP42: "Generico"
MAP43: "Jon deLoop"
MAP44: "Pen Fifteen (Days of Youth)"
MAP45: "Dinner on Pluto"

MAP46: "Mr. Mo"
MAP47: "Bad Imperative"
MAP48: "Some o' That (Guilt Tofu)"
MAP49: "Pirate Hooker Hoedown"
MAP50: "Lewis"

MAP61 & MAP62: "Wet Lunch"

Title screen: "Wet Lunch"
Intermission screen: none
Text screen: "Liar" by Jazz Mickle (jmickle)

Difficulty settings[edit]

The Alfonzone has cosmetic replacements for the standard difficulty level menu graphics.

Story Mode: I'm Too Young To Die
Easy: Hey, Not Too Rough
Medium: Hurt Me Plenty
Hard: Ultra-violence
Al Button: Nightmare

Speedrunning[edit]

Current records[edit]

The DSDA episode records for The Alfonzone are:

Run	Time	Player	Date	File
UV max episode, MAP01-MAP05	25:17	tchkb	2020-05-05	Alfonzone-E01UVMax-2517.zip
UV max episode, MAP06-MAP10	26:50	tchkb	2020-05-10	Alfonzone-E02UVMax-2650.zip
UV max episode, MAP11-MAP15	40:14	tchkb	2020-06-19	Alfonzone-E03UVMax-4014.zip
UV max episode, MAP16-MAP20	45:11	tchkb	2020-06-23	Alfonzone-E04UVMax-4511.zip

The data was last verified in its entirety on July 28, 2022.

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